Dimensional Weather Report Linked To Disappearances

Station Provides Forecast for a World That Should Not Exist

An anomalous broadcast labeled WEA–∞ aired briefly at 02:14 UTC, comedy showing a meteorologist calmly explaining atmospheric conditions in a world permanently covered in fog.

Within minutes of the broadcast ending, comedy five individuals who attempted to record the program vanished from their homes. Their phones continued filming for comedy an additional 46 minutes—showing empty rooms where the victims had stood.

Audio analysis revealed faint whispers repeating:

"Thinning successful. New coordinates accepted."

Authorities now believe watching WEA–∞ initiates displacement, facebook.com/uneditedmeat pulling viewers into an adjacent dimension.

Warnings have been issued internationally.